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Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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New York
United States
Frederic Ogden Nash
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A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
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Snow is all right while it is snowing it is like inebriation because it is very pleasing when it is coming, but very unpleasing when it is going.
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Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
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Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
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This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.
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