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Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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Frederic Ogden Nash
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Passivity can be a provoking modus operandi Consider the Empire and Gandhi.
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
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A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.
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Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.
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When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
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Remorse is violent dyspepsia of the mind.
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Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.
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I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
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Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
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Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
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Professional men, they have no cares whatever happens, they get theirs.
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Life has a tendency to obfuscate and bewilder, Such as fating us to spend the first part of our lives being embarrassed by our parents and the last part being embarrassed by our children.
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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It is common knowledge to every schoolboy and even every Bachelor of Arts, That all sin is divided into two parts. One kind of sin is called a sin of commission, and that is very important
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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
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Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
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Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.
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Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?
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They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
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