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Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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New York
United States
Frederic Ogden Nash
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I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
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Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?
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A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.
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Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
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Professional men, they have no cares whatever happens, they get theirs.
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Passivity can be a provoking modus operandi Consider the Empire and Gandhi.
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Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!
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Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.
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A bird in the open never looks Like its picture in the birdie books - Or if it once did, it has changed its plumage, And plunges you back into ignorant gloomage.
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The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
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You can take it as understood, That your luck changes only if it's good.
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One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
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If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box.
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Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.
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And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.
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O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.
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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
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Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
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A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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