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Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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New York
United States
Frederic Ogden Nash
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When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
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He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.
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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
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A lady is known by the product she endorses.
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A bird in the open never looks Like its picture in the birdie books - Or if it once did, it has changed its plumage, And plunges you back into ignorant gloomage.
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Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.
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There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
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There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.
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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
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Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?
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Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
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Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed by milky eye. She seems to pant, Time up, time up! My little dog must die, And lie in dust with Hector's pup I So, presently, must I.
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The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.
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A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.
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Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
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