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The old men know when an old man dies.
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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Frederic Ogden Nash
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No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
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We love the kindly wind and hail, The jolly thunderbolt, We watch in glee the fairy trail Of ampere, watt, and volt.
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I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with. They interfere with the discipline of nurseries, And forget anniversaries, And when they have been particularly remiss, They think they can cure everything with a great big kiss.
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In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.
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Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.
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The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
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He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.
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Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.
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Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
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Don't over-analyze your marriage it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
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The doctor gets you when you're born, The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly clerks If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no cares Whatever happens, they get theirs.
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I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
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Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.
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Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
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Snow is all right while it is snowing it is like inebriation because it is very pleasing when it is coming, but very unpleasing when it is going.
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All that glitters is sold as gold.
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Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
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