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At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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New York
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Frederic Ogden Nash
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The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.
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The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
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Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?
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All that glitters is sold as gold.
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Professional men, they have no cares whatever happens, they get theirs.
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