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To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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Frederic Ogden Nash
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Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
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