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I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!
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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
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Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
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Snow is all right while it is snowing it is like inebriation because it is very pleasing when it is coming, but very unpleasing when it is going.
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Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.
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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.
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Good wine needs no bush, And perhaps products that people really want Need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.
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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two Or else the other way around I'm never sure. Are you?
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Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
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The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
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Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
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Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
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