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Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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Frederic Ogden Nash
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I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.
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Don't over-analyze your marriage it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
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Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?
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Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
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No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
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Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze, And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees.
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But that wasn't fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech and then interpolate them, With the result that whenever you mention Old Testament soldiers to people they say Oh yes, they're the ones that a lot of wolves dressed up in gold and purple ate them.
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They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
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Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
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A bird in the open never looks Like its picture in the birdie books - Or if it once did, it has changed its plumage, And plunges you back into ignorant gloomage.
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Celery, raw, Develops the jaw
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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
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Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.
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