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Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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Frederic Ogden Nash
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I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
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Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
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Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.
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Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I'm in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.
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The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.
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Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
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Don't over-analyze your marriage it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
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When there are monsters there are miracles.
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I was born a jackdaw why should I try to be an owl?
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Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
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When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
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Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.
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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
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But that wasn't fancy enough for Lord Byron, oh dear me no, he had to invent a lot of figures of speech and then interpolate them, With the result that whenever you mention Old Testament soldiers to people they say Oh yes, they're the ones that a lot of wolves dressed up in gold and purple ate them.
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The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two Or else the other way around I'm never sure. Are you?
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No, you never get any fun Out of the things you haven't done.
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Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
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