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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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Frederic Ogden Nash
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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
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Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.
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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
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Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
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So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
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Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.
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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
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When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.
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A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.
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Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
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The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
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Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
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Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.
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The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions
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I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.
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