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I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.
Ogden Nash
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Ogden Nash
Age: 68 †
Born: 1902
Born: August 19
Died: 1971
Died: May 19
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Frederic Ogden Nash
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You can take it as understood, That your luck changes only if it's good.
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Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.
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The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
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Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.
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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
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One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
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Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
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Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
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The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
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Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
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Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.
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Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!
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And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.
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The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
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A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
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Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.
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In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.
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