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Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens.
Norton Juster
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Norton Juster
Age: 91 †
Born: 1929
Born: June 2
Died: 2021
Died: March 8
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I write best in the morning, and I can only write for about half a day, that's about it.
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The Mathemagician nodded knowingly and stroked his chin several times. “You’ll find,” he remarked gently, “that the only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that’s hardly worth the effort.
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A slavish concern for the composition of words is the sign of a bankrupt intellect. Be gone, odious wasp! You smell of decayed syllables.
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There are no wrong roads to anywhere.
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They all looked very much like the residents of any small valley to which you've never been.
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You see. . . it's really quite strenuous doing nothing all day, so once a week we take a holiday and go nowhere, which was just where we were going when you came along. Would you care to join us?
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Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things? You'd have to say Robert plus John equals four, and if the four's name were Albert, things would be hopeless.
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if something is there, you can only see it with your eyes open, but if it isn't there, you can see it just as well with your eyes closed. That's why imaginary things are often easier to see than real ones.
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Since you got here by not thinking, it seems reasonable to expect that, in order to get out, you must start thinking.
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Many of the things which can never be, often are.
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There is much worth noticing that often escapes the eye.
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There are good books and there are bad books, period, that's the distinction.
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Everybody is so terribly sensitive about the things they know best.
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Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
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What you learn today, for no reason at all, will help you discover all the wonderful secrets of tomorrow.
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I never knew words could be so confusing, Milo said to Tock as he bent down to scratch the dog's ear. Only when you use a lot to say a little, answered Tock. Milo thought this was quite the wisest thing he'd heard all day.
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I am the Terrible Trivium, demon of petty tasks and worthless jobs, ogre of wasted effort, and monster of habit.
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Oh dear, all those words again, thought Milo as he climbed into the wagon with Tock and the cabinet members. How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a-- Be very quiet, advised the duke, for it goes without saying.
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Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life.
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