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I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Norman Wisdom

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Norman Wisdom
Age: 95 †
Born: 1915
Born: February 4
Died: 2010
Died: October 4
Actor
Comedian
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Film Actor
Film Producer
Musician
Screenwriter
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
London
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