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A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg Address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67.

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Norman Ralph Augustine
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: July 27
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If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
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Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
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One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.
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One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.
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If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
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Hardware works best when it matters the least.
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Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.
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By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
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It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
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Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.
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By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
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The most unsuccessful three years in the education of cost estimators appears to be fifth-grade arithmetic.
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Too often technology is perceived as the problem rather than the solution as something to be avoided rather than embraced. This is about as logical as my daughter's observing, while our family was driving through an unfamiliar city, Trying to read a map while driving causes all the traffic lights to turn green.
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