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All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'

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Norman Ralph Augustine
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: July 27
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Denver
Colorado
Norman R. Augustine
Norman Augustine
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Too often technology is perceived as the problem rather than the solution as something to be avoided rather than embraced. This is about as logical as my daughter's observing, while our family was driving through an unfamiliar city, Trying to read a map while driving causes all the traffic lights to turn green.
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Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.
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One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.
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The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.
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Hardware works best when it matters the least.
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Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.
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One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.
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A billion saved is a billion earned.
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There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
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By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
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If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
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Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.
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People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.
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It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
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The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.
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One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'
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Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.
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