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There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Norman Ralph Augustine

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Norman Ralph Augustine
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: July 27
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Denver
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Norman R. Augustine
Norman Augustine
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Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.
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Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.
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People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.
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Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
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Hardware works best when it matters the least.
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Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.
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By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
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Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
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Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.
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If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
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If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
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It is very expensive to achieve high unreliability. It is not uncommon to increase the cost of an item by a factor of ten for each factor of ten degradation accomplished.
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A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg Address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67.
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Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.
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Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.
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If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
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Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
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