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One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'
Norman Ralph Augustine
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Norman Ralph Augustine
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: July 27
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Norman R. Augustine
Norman Augustine
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The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to do what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all of your time talking about nothing.
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All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'
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If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
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It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
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The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.
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People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.
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A billion saved is a billion earned.
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The most unsuccessful three years in the education of cost estimators appears to be fifth-grade arithmetic.
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It is very expensive to achieve high unreliability. It is not uncommon to increase the cost of an item by a factor of ten for each factor of ten degradation accomplished.
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Too often technology is perceived as the problem rather than the solution as something to be avoided rather than embraced. This is about as logical as my daughter's observing, while our family was driving through an unfamiliar city, Trying to read a map while driving causes all the traffic lights to turn green.
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
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By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
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Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
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Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.
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It costs a lot to build bad products
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The more one produces, the less one gets.
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The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.
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Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.
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Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.
Norman Ralph Augustine
Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.
Norman Ralph Augustine
