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One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'
Norman Ralph Augustine
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Norman Ralph Augustine
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: July 27
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Denver
Colorado
Norman R. Augustine
Norman Augustine
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A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg Address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67.
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All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'
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If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
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People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.
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Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
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The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.
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A billion saved is a billion earned.
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
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The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to do what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all of your time talking about nothing.
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Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.
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People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.
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Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.
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Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
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Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.
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