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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
Norman Ralph Augustine
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Norman Ralph Augustine
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: July 27
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Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.
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Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.
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Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
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Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
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Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
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If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
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By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
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People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.
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If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
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We believe in the wisdom once expressed by the hockey star Wayne Gretzky, who explained his success by saying, 'I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.'
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Too often technology is perceived as the problem rather than the solution as something to be avoided rather than embraced. This is about as logical as my daughter's observing, while our family was driving through an unfamiliar city, Trying to read a map while driving causes all the traffic lights to turn green.
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Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.
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By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
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There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
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It is very expensive to achieve high unreliability. It is not uncommon to increase the cost of an item by a factor of ten for each factor of ten degradation accomplished.
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One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.
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One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.
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Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.
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If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
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Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.
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