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People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Norman Ralph Augustine

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Norman Ralph Augustine
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: July 27
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Denver
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Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
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Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.
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Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.
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All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'
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One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.
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If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
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Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.
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Hardware works best when it matters the least.
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Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.
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Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.
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The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.
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For every scientific (or engineering) action, there is an equal and opposite social reaction.
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The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to do what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all of your time talking about nothing.
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Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
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A billion saved is a billion earned.
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Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.
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Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
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There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
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Too often technology is perceived as the problem rather than the solution as something to be avoided rather than embraced. This is about as logical as my daughter's observing, while our family was driving through an unfamiliar city, Trying to read a map while driving causes all the traffic lights to turn green.
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