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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Quebec
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].
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Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some others of a moderate share that they have a great deal but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.
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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
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Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.
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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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