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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.
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I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
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