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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Quebec
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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