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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
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Quebec
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