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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. Now, I know what I think every 7.3 seconds. It's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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