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I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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You can't love your team without hating another team.
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Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.
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[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.
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I don't have any ambition.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
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