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I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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