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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
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I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
Norm MacDonald
