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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.
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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?
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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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