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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
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Quebec
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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.
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Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up. And then I'm like, There's more work in the States.
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You can't love your team without hating another team.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
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They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?
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