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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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