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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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