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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity.
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