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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.
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Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
Norm MacDonald
I don't have any ambition.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
Norm MacDonald
