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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Quebec
Inward
Shame
Acknowledgment
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Hypocrisy

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