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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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