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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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You can't love your team without hating another team.
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I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
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Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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