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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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You can't love your team without hating another team.
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