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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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