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Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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