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Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].
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I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
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I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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