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After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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