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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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