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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
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There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up. And then I'm like, There's more work in the States.
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Women of no beauty may yet be flattered to believe they possess some others of a moderate share that they have a great deal but those of elegance and charm generally know the perfection of their external graces so well, that they seem to covet that flattery most which heightens the opinion of their wit and judgment.
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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Proper respect to others is the most prudent rule of directing the measure of reverence due to ourselves.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
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On Update, the only real original thing was trying to take away the cleverness of the punchline and make it as blunt as possible.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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