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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
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Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.
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I don't have any ambition.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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