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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking I'm terrible at acting I'm terrible at dealing with executives I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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Laws, however divine in origin and institution, would be found of little coercion among men, were the administration of them not committed to mortals.
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?
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