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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.
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I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
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You can't love your team without hating another team.
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