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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.
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I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.
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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends the old, on the confidence of them.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
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I tried to make the punchline as close to the setup as I could. And I thought that was the perfect thing. If I could make the setup and the punchline identical to each other, I would create a different kind of joke.
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