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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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