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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Quebec
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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