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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
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Quebec
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on 'Late Night.' We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn't get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest.
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All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.
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If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
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Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
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RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.
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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].
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I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
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I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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