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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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More quotes by Norm MacDonald
Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.
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Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up. And then I'm like, There's more work in the States.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.
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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!
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I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
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It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
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My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
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Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
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