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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.
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This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. Now, I know what I think every 7.3 seconds. It's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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