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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.

Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
Actor
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
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Quebec
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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
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I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
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Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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