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Few people love with the violence they hate.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
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In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.
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I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
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This is a thing I read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. Now, I know what I think every 7.3 seconds. It's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
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I don't have any ambition.
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You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.
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