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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 17
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
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They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.
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I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.
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Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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There's that saying, I don't know art, but I know what I like. The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
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Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
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They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
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When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
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Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.
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It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.
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I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.
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